“The Night Before Earnings”

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This series of short promos parodying “The Night Before Christmas” would follow the story of well-known tastytrade personalities trading earnings events. They would serve as holiday season network interstitials and social media posts.

Below is the concept I pitched, which, if approved, I would have completed with an additional 2 or 3 spots.

 

Spot 1

 

Spot 2

 

(visual to follow voiceover narrative)

Narrator:

Twas the night before earnings, when all through the office, 

Not a foot was stirring, not even Kristi Ross’s. 

Condors and strangles placed on tastyworks with care, 

In hopes that the morn would bring market moves elsewhere; 

Traders at home nestled snug in their beds, 

While visions of Green P/L’s danced in their heads; 

And Vonetta in her bow, and Tom in his cap, 

Having had their daily dose, settled in for a pre-earnings nap... 

To find out what happens in our earnings’ tale later, 

Keep tuning into tastytrade, my dear holiday trader. 



 

Narrator:

We now continue our holiday story, 

Of the night before earnings, a tale of pure glory. 

We left our traders asleep in their beds,

dreaming of profits and no upsets from the Fed…

(will continue narrative if concept approved)